Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

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Like a Rat Does Cheese

One of the wonderful songs the fabulous Tre` Cool sings.

Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
Well you're from the south your a special kind of girl.
Put my nuts in your mouth just like you was a squirrel.
Work on the shaft, cradle on the balls.
Baby just dont bite it, get it on get it on.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
Well why don't you go down and a hook a brother up?
Swallow it on down or spit it in a cup.
Wipe it on your t-shirt let it dribble down your chin.
Smoke a couple Newports and suck that dick again.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.

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The speaker does talk

Or doesn't he.....

Perhaps he doesn't...

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Tellin' It On Da Real Doe

-Be 100% percent honest with your previous/future comments, disregarding any and all possible repercussions and consequences

-Being forthright will any and all situations

-Being open to the point of creating a tense atmosphere based on how blunt you are

Person 1: "Bruh I ain't saying, I'm just saying yous a bitch and I'm ain't."

Person 2: "Nah I feel you, you just tellin' it on da real doe."

Person 1: "What do you think of my girlfriend?"

Person 2: "She got the personality condom. Takes all joy out of any situation. I'm just tellin' it on da real doe bruh."

Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number π pretty frequently recently—for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: “Does Pi love me?”

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Lets go to work doe

The process of ballin or going to work. Can be said while playing video games or any competitive sport. Gets the crowd hype and brings up your intensity level.

Yo you just got a 5 kill streak on Cod" " I know right, Lets go to work doe

7 star doe-hoe

the name given to a girl who has hooked up with a boy living in all sections of dorchester dorm. she's not considered a slut, but rather this a medal of honor. girls who have become a 7 star doe-hoe are best known for their drunken stumbles, walks of victory and various loud sex noises.

girls who mock 7 star doe-hoes are usually prude virgins who are jealous.

girl 1: do you see that girl's swagger?
girl 2: yeah she hooked up with a guy in third right yesterday... became a 7 star doe-hoe.
girl 1: what a slut..
girl 2: you are just jealous
girl 1: true i'm a prude virgin