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Jacob Clohisy

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019


Jacob Saggytits

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)

hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits

by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 17, 2016

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The Jacob Special

A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.

Jess: WOW last night was amazing

Mikayla: Why, what happened?
Jess: Jonah gave me the Jacob Special

by Treereeeee December 18, 2019


Jacob Kappa

Penetrating your partners ear then blowing your load in their nose while having a dildo in every hole. Then smacking the girl unconscious and start raping her all night.

Girl: " I didn't remember the Jacob Kappa last night"

Boy: "It was splendid"

by Destront January 12, 2015


Jacob Goroff

A fucking beast who gets good grades plays the clarinet and is good at soccer

Hey Jacob goroff how r u soo good at soccer

by Me beast November 21, 2019

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Jacob Bixenman

Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, California'

Yo do you see that giraffe over there?

Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?

by troyesneighborhood_ April 15, 2018

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Jacob Batalon

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

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