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These cheap little bracelets that I call gel bracelets but everyone else calls jelly bracelets that a lot of people wear. I guess a bunch of adults freak out and think that teens are stupid enough to automatically fuck whoever breaks off their bracelet, but seriously, we don't really. We're usually just joking around.
I always hug someone if they break a yellow one, though. I like hugs.
At my school, they mean:
Black or red~ Sex. Anything with a penis and a girl, really.
Green~ Hand job
Blue~ Take it up the ass, ho.
Purple~ Make out
Pink~ French kiss/lap dance
Yellow~ Hug
Clear~ Nothing. It's clear, duh.
Any glitter~ Kinky sex.
Glow in the dark~ Make out or screw in a public place, like a closet. (Which is why they glow.)
Gold~ Guy picks
Silver/Gray~ Girl picks
Also, you can kinda twist them together and it looks really cool. If you twist a red and black one together, it's supposed to mean you're not a virgin anymore, and if you have a clear and a pink one, it means you are a virgin, glow in the dark and any glitter one means your kinky... Stuff like that.
I just like how they look
Someone: LOLZ I BROKE OF UR BLACK BRACELET!!!11
Me: Uh. Go get me a new one.
Someone: WONT U HAVE SECKS W/ MEZ?
Me: Err. No.
Someone: LOLZ IM TELLING THE BRACLET POLICE ON U!
Me: ...
Me: I wore my whole collection of jelly bracelets and the guidance counselor asked me if I wanted to talk about something. She was so sure I had an obsession with sex.
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Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.
My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.
Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.
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You Jelly? Is a statement used to rhetorically say you jealous? You can also make a comeback on this by saying:"No, I'm jam. This is mostly used by Gamers, and nerds. (Yes there is a difference) Meant to be used on an angry or raging n00b.
Ex: I just bought a keg of beer, you jelly? Ex: Someone is driving a Dodge Charger with hydraulics, headlights, and underglow. This would be a time to say you jelly? if you were driving. Ex: I got my license. You jelly? No, I'm jam. Ex: I just burned down your house and took all your food! You jelly?
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jelly bracelets: a cute rubbery circular decorating device that is USSUALLY only meant for hanging on the wrist.BUT, some sick adults have turned it against us kids saying stuff like " Oh you know those sick perverted CHILDREN have turned bracelets into sex.yep,they rip those suckers right off and make the person do sexual things to them.whatever happened to good parenting?" okay 1st of all, like the "adult" said, we are only children!we are kids ! 2nd of all, if i wanted to have sex with somebody,i wouldnt go out and spend 5 bucks on 10 braceltets and have somone brake them just to get laid!i am 14, not sexually active, and disgusted by the way perverted adults are turning this so called game into something that a kid supposedly started.none of my friends have ever used them for anything but decoration.I have never used them for anything but decoration. nobody i know does!sick parents had nobody to blame this on so they made up some sex game and put it on teens like me.
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a guys load left on the shower floor.
telling your buddy not to slip on your jelly fish when he showers.
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Fashion statement not not sex symbol who ever started it is a Jack ass because Windham schools in Ohio have now abanded them. thats just retarded
like girls wear short skirts its a fashion state ment for god sakes get over the sex thing.
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To have sex with an obese woman while on ecstasy.
Did you hear that Gavin was jelly rollin last night!
Damn that bitch was fat, but fuck it I was jelly rollin
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