joke ting

When your in a bad situation something would be referred to as a joke ting

"bruv, weve been waiting in this queue for 40 minutes now"

"I know , its a joke ting"

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Joke Sniper

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.

"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."

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Joke Buddy

a person who shares your response (laughter) to a humorous situation or joke, therefore providing validation, making the situation or joke actually funny.

Without a joke buddy, you're just an ass laughing at something nobody else finds funny.

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broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

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Bad Joke

This definition is not funny nor is it true. Why the hell are you looking up bad joke on the Urban Dictionary?

This shit's a bad joke nigguh

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Fatherless jokes

Fatherless jokes are painfully unfunny and annoying

Anyone who uses fatherless jokes are irrelevant idiots

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Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

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