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Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.
Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.
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The worst WWE Smackdown! wrestler ever.
One of 2003's biggest blunders, alongside Gigli and the N-Gage.
"That guy sucks!"
"You mean Nathan Jones?"
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The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.
Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.
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swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.
hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones
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A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.
Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.
"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"
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(22nd July 1973 - )
The man behind the music of Savage Garden. The Australian born in Essex, England always took a back seat, uncomfortable in the spotlight, Daniel Jones was resposible for the music behind Darren Hayes' voice in hits such as 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Want You' 'I Knew I Loved You' and 'Crash and Burn'.
When the band officially died in 2001 Daniel went on to set up his own production company Meridien Musik and in a relocation move to Sydney with pregnant wife, Hi-5's Kathleen de Leon has purchased the iconic Studios 301 with some of his hard-earned stardusted millions...
"Savage Garden were a duo??" I thought they were a band?"
"Na man, they were a duo - Darren Hayes was the singer, and then Daniel Jones - the pretty tall blonde one who wrote all the music."
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Casey Jones is a hardcore straight edge band.
Casey Jones Rocks my hardcore straight edge socks!
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