moving lag

(sort of like jet lag) when you've moved and so when people consider you "late" on things you have a logical excuse because moving lag messes you up.

i moved to colorado, so i have moving lag and it's messing me all up so you have to cut me some slack.

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Tech Lag

I'm coining a new phrase: "Tech Lag"
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology

(😎A play on "Jet Lag")

Omg, my cell phone died and I had to upgrade. suffering major Tech Lag

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Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

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Lag Barrier

1) When so much lag occurs that it stops you from doing anything
2) one who is an embodiment of lag

MikeWhisky1: i would have got a sweet as beat down but i got a massive lag barrier
MikeWhisky1: OMG you're such a massive lag barrier!

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lag

Also suitable 4 LAGing dnd party members.Like my buddies LOY,Gad etch.

D.M.:<<U hear enemy casting behind the dungeon door.What will u do?>>
LAGing party:<<He,he its easy we ll stay here for about 8 hours while we replenish our spells n the enemy caster has already used up his own....>>:P

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Lag Mervil

A lag mervil is one of the worst lag ever.

Noob 1: Wtf...
Noob 1: WTF!!?? LAG MERVIL!
Noob 2: Fix laggggg fjkdhjf
*Save Game*
Pownd: Noob 2, ur lagging mervil.
Noob 2: WHAT? LAWLWTFSTFUNOOBROFLMAOBBQ!!!!
*Ban Noob 2*
Noob 1: Whatta noob... LOL
*Ban Noob 1*

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Fest-lag

The vacant confusion and paranoia caused by a long stint at a summer festival: sleeping in the office bog, but buzzing at night; basically feeling like a fire alarm is going off in your cave when you're trying to hibernate.

I sat there staring at the log-in screen for an hour, three shaky fingers hovering above the keyboard, before I realised the extent of my fest-lag.

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