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Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.
Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".
The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
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A loose organization of persons formerly in relationships who consider themselves villainous. Members are identified by a common t-shirt.
The League of Evil Exes has known connections with the company 'Snorg Tees'.
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A very nasty, uneducated tri-pod. They have spent a combined 17 years (and counting) in college and still can’t read.
Triggered by:
- free thinking conservatives
- women
- people with real jobs
- sandwiches with crust on them
- Lord Donny
Big fans of:
- sugar babies
- providing underwhelming sexual experiences
- liberal propaganda
- Game of Thrones
- Saturday morning cartoons
The Busch League Dems want to participate in adult conversation but the words are too big for their pea-brains to comprehend.
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When a girl/boy is much better looking and often more experienced than you are at dating.
Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...
Friend 1: "Wow that girl is so out of your league"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"
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When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.
Holy shit, Jimmy just took a Catholic League Strikeout and can't move!
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Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G
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