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Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence
Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson
A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.
“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”
“I heard he commits arson”
A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.
Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.
Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so
Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night
when a person prolapses their anus and another person throws-up onto/into the prolapsed anus. After doing so they bite the vomit covered anus like a head of lettuce
"yeah I gave here a good head of street lettuce last night"
"that is actually disgusting dude"
A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce
Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"
A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.
Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.