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When u get a blow job from a girl and right before ejaculation, pull out and nut up her nose ..
my bitch got a bad case of the drip after i gave her liquid cocaine ownd
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Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.
"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.
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The hip new craze that all the kids ar going mad for. Involves taking a whole packet of laxitives to get liquid scat more like thick chocolate milkshake, for sexual activities.
I've had a whole packet of laxitives, I hope I can hold the liquid scat in until I get to Scatsta, then the fun will begin!!!
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The form of person's liver after years of excessive alcohol abuse such as binge drinking, social drinking, gettin' crunk, getting shitfaced. The victim of liquid liver will need a liver transplant in order to continue his/her life of intoxicated behavior.
Ryan T. drinks so much he'll prolly die of liquid liver.
R. Thomas is such as drunken bastard that he got a liquid liver at the age of 25.
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This is just like explosive diarea but this name sounds cooler.
what the fuck did you do to the toilet jim?! I had liquid poo!!! GOD have mercy on the next person to use the toilet.
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Daughter: Hey dad, do you have any liquid bubbles?
Father: Yes, its called beer and you can't have any.
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