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SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE
a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED
Smoking one strain of marijuana so long you no longer get high from said strain.
Man, no matter how much of this I smoke I can't get high. I must be. Strain locked.
Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.
OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!
Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"
You: Dude lay off the rage lock
Giving less than 100% at your place of employment - working from home, cutting out early, etc.
I think I'm gonna pull a locke and take off early today.
When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.
"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
Group of brown guys. standing with their arms across on each others shoulder, creating a bond so strong, it is essentially a lock for their virginity.
Look at Mubashir, kumar, and Ajay posing for a group photo, they have formed a virginity-lock.