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When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.
Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!
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London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
Except for the ring of the truncheon thing
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I live by the river
London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But while we were talking, I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
I never felt so much alike, alike, alike, alike
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Its a sexual term to describe a woman when she is in an excited sexual state. Her clit and labia become erect. Fergie's song parallels this to a the two sides of a draw bridge coming down.
From Fergie's song:
How come every time you come around, my London London bridge wanna come down....
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My little plastic egg people whom I Love with all my heart.
Marcie and london are just the cutest little critters I have ever seen.
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A sexual act in which several large cocks gather around a girl's face, aiming for the mouth, but when they go off they instead get their cum into the woman's eyes, blinding her.
When I turned 16, I got the London Eye!
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have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face
Ill tell you one thing, that bitch wasnt expecting a London Fog in her face...that shit stank!
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When you get fired taking drugs, in particular coke
John said "Ahh, where is Anthony today?"
"Oh he went 'shopping in London'" Replied Graham
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