nipple parking lot

A bra; where chicks park their boobs before they come out to play.

Oh snap, I had a helluva time getting Jenny's nipple parking lot off, but once I did, it was good times!

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Parking lot dippin'

When a man receives oral pleasure by standing over the participant and "dips" his genitalia and/or genitals into said participant's mouth. This action must be performed within the limits of a parking lot in order to constitute valid "parking lot dippin."

Parking lot dippin' is my preferred method of oral sex. The trajectory allows me to better discharge my semen directly to the back of the woman's esophagus. If properly executed, the skank will choke violently.

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Parking Lot Pimpin

Act of hanging out; or chilling in a car with some of your peeps.

After the movie James, Josh and Megan where parking lot pimping at Taco Bell in the Honda.

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parking lot sagging

Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.

my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.

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I know that a lot

A grammatically bad phrase to use when someone says something REALLY obvious.

Aaron : "DUDE DUDE DUDE! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PACKERS ARE IN THE SUPER BOWL?"

Max: "I know that a lot, you dumb shit."

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parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

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Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

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