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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023


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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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by random_boiz October 26, 2020

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lungging

To penetrate a lung but whatever mean necessary. When it goes so far down her throat it reaches her lungs.

Dhruv lunged Cameron the other day. His lungging game is strong.

by Teeheelol123 March 10, 2018


blue lunged

Similar to a cockblock, but with weed. You're just about to get hiiiigh and something gets in the way.

Man that Allison really blue lunged me when she insisted we smoke crack instead.

by richdafivenine April 4, 2011


Slipping down my lungs

When something or someone smells good.

“These flowers are slipping down my lungs.” “What perfume did you use cause you are totally slipping down my lungs right now.”

by ThatDogMango February 20, 2022


lung-suck

When performing oral sex to the male member, to lung-suck is to create a vacuum where activating the cores diaphragm as to the starting point following the inhalation power of the lungs when disabling air from coming into the body by way of the nose or lips while using your lips as the only point of contact to the males penis, drawing the blood to progressively fill in result the engorgement of the penis and feeling this reward to what can be full capacity deep the inlay of the throat for a graceful induction of deep-throat depending discipline of host’s skill and ability.

I can’t wait to feel your hardening cock wrapped in my throat once I lungsuck your flaccid dick with my lips sealed at the base of your cock!

Start face fucking me when you are about to blow your load so I can lung-suck while my throat relaxed feeling your cum slide down to the pit of my bellybottom!

by DomMasterPleaser June 1, 2021


Lunge cancer

Lunge cancer is the incapability to properly use linked swords and simply blaming the owner for having "trash swords" due to having no skill. Cry about it

Mykindagame has lunge cancer, he can't even kill Sinister with a simple linked sword.

by HolisticRevenant March 11, 2021