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When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”
MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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some random shit in vortigaunt language no one understands: there’s also Gaila Lung Gung
Gordon: hits vortigaunt
vortigaunt: gaila lung
Some who coughs a lot usually from cigarettes or going to races during the summer often
What’s the matter Dirt Lungs? You’re acting like you got dirt in your lungs
When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.
Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.
To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.
Baybee let me put it under your lungs.
While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.