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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023


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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
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by random_boiz October 26, 2020

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lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.

i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .

by harry prince October 16, 2011


Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 27, 2020


street lung

street lung is a cough most commonly associated with homeless people who smoke, sleep outside in blankets with lots of condensation or bacteria. street lung can be contagious because often times common influenza and street lung run hand in hand. if you think you have street lung, don't worry it doesn't last too long.

Hey kevin, I think I have street lung.

by street lung April 5, 2019


cheef lung

When you run out of breath and tire fast due to weed and nic. This happens when you run for a short period of time.

fuck this 5k I got cheef lung

by riceranger May 17, 2023


sinner lungs

A person who cannot inhale too much smoke or their lungs will burn

"She was coughing up a storm while smoking hookah"
"Probably has sinner lungs"

by shawermona November 19, 2015