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A MAN WHO SWEATS MUSTARD OUT HIS ARMPITS AND HE DRINKS HOT WATER LIKE A PEDO AND DROPS PENCILS UNDERNEATH GIRLS TABLE AND LOOKS UP THERE SKIRTS WHILE PICKING IT UP ALSO HE TELLS LITTLE KIDDIES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND THERE ONLY 5 YRS OLD
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A being of higher power and biggest of brains
Why is this guy so strong
Idk hes a Mr. G
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One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
Mr. Garrison is a fucked up person.
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The octogenarian, hyper, dancing mascot for Six Flags theme parks that danced to the Venga Boys song "We Like To Party". He became popular in 2004 with the launch of the ad campaign by Six Flags Incorporated. The mascot had appearances on many popular TV shows, and wild speculation of the mascot's true identity and age ran amok. The mascot became so popular that he even has a roller coaster named after him at Six Flags New England: Mr. Six's Pandemonium. After two years of service, Mr. Six has been "killed off" by Daniel Snyder. Dan Snyder won control of SFI in December of 2005, and stated that he will put an end to the campaign since it "delivers a confused message to the consumer" and "does not work effectively to draw in parents and their children."
Many amusement park enthusiast are crying foul at the death of Mr. Six. He was a mascot that wreaked of fun, and will be missed by many. His campaign will be replaced by one that centers around the slogan "Clean, Safe, Fun".
Hey, do you know that old, dancing Six Flags guy?
Yea! I love Mr. Six!
I just rode Mr. Six's Pandemonium and it's crazy fun!
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1) Anne Bancroft's character in The Graduate.
2) A wonderful song by Simon and Garfunkel.
3) A term used to describe an older woman who likes to seduce younger men (ex. Stifler's mom in American Pie)
1) I just watched The Graduate this weekend and I loved that seduction scene between Ben and Mrs. Robinson!
2) Mrs. Robinson is one of my favorite Simon and Garfunkel songs.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
3) Jake's mom is such a Mrs. Robinson, she tried to seduce me when I came over to do our science project!
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a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme. She is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for you, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
"There has to be a Mrs. Right out there for you somewhere."
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