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Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021


Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies

Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine

by LionLit200 December 3, 2016


imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 13, 2023


Moreen Machine

Someone you know that fucks every living specemin. Someone with a gigantic cock. If you know a moreen you know your place in society, bent over with his extreamky deadly cock down you arsehole.

Moreen Machine gave it to that girl down the road.

by Momo456 December 12, 2018


Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019


Run Machine

Virat Kohli is popularly known as Run Machine of Cricket because he is known for making runs consistently everytime in every format. World hasn't seen any other player in the world having 50+ average in all the 3 formats. For his performance he has also got ICC Cricketer of Decade Award of 2010-20.

Run Machine Virat Kohli makes India win by hitting another fabulous ton.

by IamBoss9 January 15, 2021


sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!

Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!

by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL September 30, 2007

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