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The main line is the suburbs of philly. It has a ton of stereotypes. People think that everyone is rich spoiled bitches, when in reality that’s false. Now I’m not going to lie, they’re are some people in the main line who live in 1 million dollar houses and go to private schools full of white kids. But I live in Berwyn and I go to a public school. My school has a lot of different races, including white, black, Asian, middle eastern, Indian, etc. Some of my friends live in apartments, 1 story houses, and eat at Wawa every night. Most of my friends aren’t white. Some of my friends have designer clothes, live in a 1 million dollar house, and they’re parents where also born and raised here. But my family is from Philly, and we aren’t spoiled rich brats. So here’s in inside look from someone who lives in the main line so stop all the stereotypes.
“The main line is an area outside of Philly, full of white privileged kids.”
“Actually that’s not true, not everyone their can afford many things.”
The accent us Mainers have, mainly up North. While we're enjoying a nice lobstah dinner with a side of blueberries, we have conversations like this:
"So how was ya visit to Bah Hahbah? I hope ya had a wicked good time."
"Ayuh. The Flatlandahs runnin' the hotel had this cunnin' cat with 'em."
"Wicked!"
"I also got to see Bob Mahley. It was a wicked pissah show!"
And no, not every Maine accent is quite this strong.
A small town that is barely big enough to be considered a town. It is the home of both hicks and wannabe farmers. Most out of the loop, excluded place you could go. Known for its cell phone reception, or lack there of. In Woolwich Maine the only friends you can make are trees and small mammals.
Person One: "I just moved to Woolwich , Maine.."
Person Two: "Dude.. You're never going to hear anything from anyone. I'll text you with all the latest news."
Person One: "Can't; I don't have any service here.."
A kind of person who normally is a Kid (10-14) who watch Gosu and thinks is pretty good with vayne and feed every single time
"Hey dude let me adc i'm main Vayne"
Reyna mains are a combination of mega fags and no life skill-less homosexuals who spend 18 hours a day on valorant and the other getting pounded by other men. Fighting a reyna main will give you cancer while having a reyna on your team will surely make you want to shoot yourself. People who play Reyna are genuinely the most disgusting scumbags on the planet, none of her abilities actually help the team in any sort of way, making her a useless member of a protocol, which can be surely infuriating when your team lacks smokes or alarmbot. Outsmarting a Reyna main would likely make them ragequit
Guy 1: Why do I keep losing matches, I'm always top fragging because I'm such a good Reyna main
Guy 2: You absolute fucking retard, first of all, it says you don't have any way of covering flanks, your teammates keep getting ambushed because your selfish ass takes up another duelist space that could have went into flank control, oh yeah, you also would rather go in for a 2 kill then spend your precious time to defuse a spike, oh and that's not it, you went afk for 50% of the game to watch gay porn
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The main line is a place where people can all pretend like they aren't rich. They hire college students to raise their children, and live mainly off of seltzer water and cottage cheese. They hire people to vaccuum and plant pretty trees but they are all either too strung out on pills/too busy commuting into the city to make the "big bucks"/in nantucket to notice. The women all have large breasts and tiny waists because they get plastic surgery, and they glare at other women who are threatening their "territory" (the husbands that are cheating on them with the babysitter). They think that their children are better because they saturate them in the "good life"-vacation, swimming and horseback riding lessons, fine art, and organic food, but really they are just creating their children to be people who truly believe that they are better than the rest of the world.
The sickest thing about the mainline is that there is old money, and the second generation truly does not know any different than what they have been raised in. They will live and die believing that they are "middle class" and that the way that they are living is fine. They will go on growing their little gardens thinking that it is environmentally friendly, yet continue to exploit people for their own profit, whether it be in their business or at their job. They will donate money to charities to feel better about it, and make their kids go on short term mission trips so that they realize how "lucky" they are. This pocket of suburbia is the epitome of everything that is wrong with America, and it truly is sad. There are documentaries about the pits of poverty in Africa, but there should be documentaries about the pits of wealth in Berwyn or Wayne.
Those who read this and think that they are different, they are not. If your kid goes to Radnor township, you are a sell out. If you think that just because your kids go to Good Sam Youth they aren't being exploited by your wealth, then go read the Bible and think about Jesus' words on what it means to be a person of humility and of little possessions. You are NOT middle class, and I don't care how many good causes you support. The mainline is a disgrace to humanity and I hope the recession burns a hole through it.
He who goes to the main line with hope comes out cynical.
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