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(Al H) (RUDE) ( UNPROFESSIONAL) (TOOL)(ARROGANT)
There once was a Manager named Al H
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Al Says , MORE POINTS FOR YOU
Al H is a TOXIC MANAGER
The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.
A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.
You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.
Typical guy who has always done better then you have,
Never washes, loves manga and the phrase uWu
But in reality just a number, a line worker
Oh yeah, he's not a manager, but he's the super manager!. Without him the company would surely collapea
On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
An AI chatbot that HOAs hire to just tell you to “no” or to fill out forms.
I tried to reason with them but got the Goodwin Management instead.
A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).
As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.