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The facial expression a male gets when he sees an attractive member of the opposite sex and wants to communicate his thoughts with his mates without the use of words...mate face
mate......mate......no more words need to be said.mate face
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Spencer Smith, ex member of popular band Panic! At the Disco, and his beautiful wife Linda Smith
Person 1- Linda and Spencer are perfect for each other!
Person 2- Theyre soulmates duh, they INVENTED soul mates
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When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.
You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.
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A condom kept in a man's wallet for emergencies.
Bro 1: Hey it looks like Stevie is about to score.
Bro 2: Good thing he's got his wallet mate!
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Dervied from a dirty little man named Glenda. The biggest camp male in the whole wide world. Pronounced in a really camp voice. An insultive word used to refer to homosexual men.
aYou walk past a rather odd looking sort of chap in the street and he walks past you and bobs up and down in a really gay way - suggesting anal penetration the night before, so the insitinctive reaction is to brand him a 'rite mate.'
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A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident
Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.
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a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.
A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.
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