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The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.
Related: Afternoon delight
John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.
When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.
Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."
Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”
This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours
"Midnight-dreaming" is the act of daydreaming or letting your mind wander late at night, often when you should be sleeping. It can be a creative and imaginative way to unwind and relax before bed,, make up fake scenarios, but can also lead to staying up too late and feeling tired the next day.
I can’t fall asleep with Midnight-dreaming
The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night
I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper
After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.
Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...
Guy 2: hahahahaha!