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A creation on the official forums for the 2008 game Spore, invented by member TheLudicrous. It is a plushy-looking, green homicidal rapist. The only way to kill one is to use a bowling ball on it. Its weaknesses are Twinkies, a special doughnut from outer space, and ringtone sensation Crazy Frog. Its enemies are Susan the Anti-Hug Monster, a female humanoid with wings, and Splash Drop, and anthropromorfic rain drop.
Look out for Hug Monsters in your bedroom, they've been known to stalk you there.
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When a girl wears really tight trousers or jogging bottoms that ride up the crack of their ass. Women of a larger frame are more likely to be visited by the Bum Monster. In extreme cases the whole of the garment can be sucked up into the body.
My god check out that fat birds ass
Yeah she's been visited by the Bum Monster
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When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.
Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.
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person1: dude whats the best song youve ever heard? person2: monster by skillet. duh.
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An extremely huge penis.
With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.
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The teenagers at EDM shows and festivals. You know the ones.
I was planning on going to the show on Friday but then I found out it is all ages so the Molly Monsters will be out in full force.
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The monster logo on the energy drink is 3 letters that also look like claw marks.
The letters are the vav in Hebrew which translate to all 6's or 3 vavs = 666.
The Monster Logo in Hebrew is 666, and The King James Version of the Bible translates the Greek version of the book of Revelation --
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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