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When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
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The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.
Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.
Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.
I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.
Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
A standing sex position;
While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.
Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.
Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.
I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.
Internet slower than you normally have
Ah fuck i have morning internet