Murder Drone

bunch of robots designed specifically to kill things that i can easily beat the shit out of

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that really cool guy beat the shit out of the Murder Drone squad?

Person 2: Yeah, he said it was an ez win

Me: ez win

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murder hole

A murder hole refers to a period stricken vagina.

"Wow. She has a bad murder hole!"

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Murder Weapon

a symbol or obvious action showing attraction to a girl or guy which causes them or another person to realize or "solve the case" about whether or not you like the person

I had the idea when you were giving a two hour long murder weapon.

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Murder Inc.

Wahahahahahah Aint Dat Right SonNnNnNn

CoCk SuCkAzZzZzZzZzZ LoOoOoOoL

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Murder one

Heroine and cocaine

"Ten nine eight seven six five four, three two murder one lyric at your door." -Method Man

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murder mysteried

When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.

Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!

So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?

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Shoe Murder

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"
Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"
Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

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