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A Mushroom Sandwich is when you poop on a person, then sit in it.
Paris Hilton loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches.
Jake loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches from Conlan.
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When a man slaps a woman on some part of her body with his member.
'Slap'
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"
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Unflattering description of a very popular brand name, but the least respected product in the industry.
The (brand name of your choice) is the bottom mushroom of the automotive industry.
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After acheiving climax by receiving oral sex the man pulls out his semi-flacid penis from her mouth and slaps it around her face. Leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
Marlene give me a great blow job last night. When she finished swallowing I pulled it out and gave her a mushroom tattoo on the side of her face. You can still see it this morning
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I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.
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To rub your penis on a females clitoris.
"That ho was all hot while I was mushroom nugglin."
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the original brothers chaps character before home star runner, and a chain of pizza places
mellow mushroom has lotsa friends
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