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i refer to my ass as america

because it shits out random stuff

i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff

by the man who will eat your cat January 29, 2022


blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hanging my ass out the window

1. Doing nothing. 2. Chilling out. 3. Lounging around.

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.

by CaptainBigO January 17, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss out my ass!

Origins of this saying come from the late 2014s deep within the hearts of the Canadian metropolis cold Toronto. Founder of this very catchy curse phrase well known among his friends and a pillar to his communities and other communities, knew right away what he had done, putting those four words together started the beginning of a new era, A New World even. ... Thank you Dr Dylan ..
I salute you and the mighty Ocean unicorn. narwhals

Piss out my ass!

by Noswal... Backwards son February 26, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 March 26, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž