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disco nap

a nap taken afternoon/evening when have either not had enough sleep the night before or expecting a v. late one...

been proven that 45mins to an hour is the optimal amount but as little as 20mins is still helpful if very tired.

more than 1hr 15 and you go into a deeper sleep and are likely to feel drowsy for a long time after you wake up.

tip: take a korean ginseng energy tablet right before your nap and it'll be kicking in as you wake up :)

"last night was heavy i only got 2 hours sleep"
"what so you not coming out tonight anymore?"
"yeh i'm fine all i need is a disco nap and i'll be back on form!"

by lizzy697 December 26, 2008

53πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Boob-nap

The act of grabbing someones boob and pulling on it by accident. Not usually intended, but can be.

Lily ran up to me yesterday and boob-naped me! She is soo dead!

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

22πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Sketch nap

you have take some form of drugs and on the day after you're on a comedown - you're in public, you're paranoid, you're sleepy. your mates look out for you so you can have a sketchy (aka sketching out as an after effect of drugs) nap time - so to avoid eye contact and generally to catch up on sleep deprivation - you have a sketch nap.

In a cafe being very quiet and sketching out - feeling very tired. your mates suggest a public nap - because you're not comfortable enough to fully fall asleep but your body needs rest - "mate, have a sketch nap"

by kykbabe January 21, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


techno nap

the act of falling asleep in the back of a car while loud bassy techno music is blasting

shit man, that was crazier than a techno nap

by steve disgivsor January 31, 2008

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Safety Nap

Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.

The gaffer caught me having a safety nap in the lift housing.

by Pipine September 7, 2005

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Man-napping

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

by Venomhead December 17, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hoe Nap

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.

Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

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