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What's for lunch today. Taken from The Simpsons.
Ralph: "What's for lunch?"
Lunch Lady: "Next!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"
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something you didn't know until you went on urban dictionary.
neck gaiter
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Great Neck is a very diverse town. North High School is filled with mostly Persians and Israelis. There are also a lot of Americans, or amrics as the Persians would say, but not as many as the Persians. More Asians are beginning to attend North. South is completely filled with Asians. Everywhere you look is an Asian. The North kids are extremely jappy but what town doesn’t have japs. The high schools are both ranked in the top 50 of the country with South being top 5 due to the Asians. All Persians believe they are professional DJ’s and DJ at a party when someone “throws down”. Nobody hangs out on Friday night because most of the town does Shabbat. You will legit have a party in the middle of the week. Darty season is a time when everyone looks forward to. This is when people throw day parties during the summer at their pools. Mostly this happens in Kings Point because that’s where all the huge houses with pools are. You won’t find a home under a million dollars in Kings Point or almost anywhere in Great Neck. Having a house that $1-$2 million is not something to brag about because everyone has houses way more than that. The tennis teams are excellent but other than that, North’s athletics are not very good. Making the North tennis team is an honor, especially if you aren’t persian, because tennis is THE sport. Everyone chills at Gino’s for pizza, or Daruma for sushi. Oh, and if you haven’t tried a deli on the green iced coffee, you are crazy. So yeah, that’s great neck!
I live in Great Neck, New York.
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D-neck refers to a trendy shirt, often worn by d-bags, with v-neck shaped collar that dips so low you can see the person's chest.
"Baby, it's not a v-neck, it's a d-neck. My collar goes so low you can see my chest" -The D-Neck Song
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When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
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Little Neck is a middle-class community in Eastern Queens, comprised mostly of single-family homes. Little Neck has a lot going for it, including:
-Some of the best public and Catholic education in NYC
-Generally a safe neighborhood (provided you don't do anything stupid that deserves an ass-kicking).
-LIRR will take you to the City in about 40 minutes (and only 30 minutes to CitiField.)
-Northern Blvd. has great small restaurants and tchotchka shops, and nearby Douglaston Plaza is basically a mall.
-Home to the largest Memorial Day parade in the country, which is frequented by mayors and congressmen alike.
In short, a pretty nice place to live, drink, and die.
Tim: I'm from Little Neck.
Nick: So are your parents from Brooklyn or Korea?
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Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
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