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I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
An absolute masterpiece of a song
You:hey google what’s Kanye’s best song
Google:the best song by rapper/songwriter/producer Kanye west is the absolute masterpiece never see me again
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The encore performance of popular K-pop boy group SEVENTEEN where the song VERY (AJU) NICE is played on repeat. Often played by the staff by surprise to the members as well. This creates an unexpected phenomenon where SEVENTEEN will say their farewells and leave the stage just to come back seconds after the curtain closes to play AJU NICE "one more time"
Person 1: Hey I heard you went to a SEVENTEEN concert last night, how was it?
Person 2: It was great! I got to experience Never Ending Aju Nice!
An answer to absolutely every question not fulfilling the persons original questions.
Girl: “How old are you?”
You: “The world may never know.”
Girl: “Bruh.”
always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person
“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”
A delicious, freshly-packed bowl that, once lit, is smoked from start to finish without ever needing to be re-lit.
She was so blazed from that Never Ending Rasta Bowl that she finished the never-ending pasta bowl!
A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)
Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!
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