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a 1970s hairy vagina, often the unkempt type that you may have seen prior to the Brazilian revolution.
id take a run at a "rip in a fur coat" right about now!
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Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake
My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish
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A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it
I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job
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The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
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the nugget that comes out of a persons butt after a male has came in their butt
that was a huge cum coated butt nugget
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After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.
Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.
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When your fighting 2 people and you punch one guy and your fist goes into his coat sleeve then you both spin around while you punch the other guy and he punches his own partner very unlikely to work in real life
Did you see the Three Stooges yesterday? Curly pulled off a Three Stooges Coat Spinner.
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