The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

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nothing nice to say

The hangout of the user JelloTheFerret.

"Damn, Jellotheferret is the most popular boardie on the board, and hes humble too!"

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nothing nice to say

NN2S was the greatest, it will be missed.

holy shit, nothing nice to say is gone!

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90 to nothing

Typically a "Southern" term that can be used to express something that it is a sure thing. That more than likely, it will happen again.

I'll bet you 90 to nothing that girl learning to water ski is gunna fall on her butt and flip her bikini top off again!

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captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

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nothing has changed

Durchhalteparolen pt 389

nothing has changed. i am still here. waiting for you to come out of this shithole. theres people waiting for you on the other side. its not perfect but its alright.

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Nothing to see here.

There is nothing you can see here.

Nothing to see here.

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