A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.
Crab: What be dat den, over der.
Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.
Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind
Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.
Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.
The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.
Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive
"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"
Pube Toast
One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.
Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!
when u put afrosheen in ur pubes and touch foster children
ryan miller is such a fag
Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage
"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."
the line of hair on a mans abdomen leading to his goods....
- young smart torontonian came up with this at the young age of 18.
Hot damn, his pube-train is growing out of control, razor that badboy asap.
Similar to the regular haircut, but insted its pubic hairs that are cut
Dave: How was Jenny last night?
Shaun: Mate, she is hot as fuck, but man she needs a pube cut, its a bloody jungle down there