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the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
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to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
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Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.
your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.
When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.
My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.
A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.
"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"
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1)Having to hear an overplayed song.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.
Arnold: Oh mah god, UGH!1 It's feels soo gewd.
Conan: My god. I've just been audio raped.
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A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).
Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.
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Being forced into scat sex, which is vomiting and shitting sex
When Nick J. Egloff aka goatfucker for life forces you into scat sex, vomiting, shitting on you and anally dominating you. He then in turn forces you to force him into scat sex and drowns you in jizz while staring at his massive 7.5 inches. You get scat raped by Nick all night all, life is a highway you'll ride his shit cock all night long!
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