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When a guy takes over 5 hours to get with a girl, who he has specifically gone out of his way to get with her, when she is obviously keen for it
Rob: I went to the city today to meet some chick
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours
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The founder of Mars Hill "Bible" Church located in Grandville, Michigan, not to be confused with the Mars Hill Church pastored by Mark Driscoll in Seattle,Washington. Rob Bell says that he is a christian but if anyone truly listens to his NOOMA (coming from the greek word pneuma meaning wind or spirit) videos or pays attention to his book Velvet Elvis: Repainting the Christian Faith, you see that he is nothing more than a postmodern, subjective truth believing emergent heretic. He says in his book, "I say that the system (christianity) has to be changed. It has to be destroyed and replaced not with another system but with an entirely new way of life."(Pg. 120). This guy wants to repaint the christian faith to fit his own emergent agenda and propaganda. He believes that it is irrelevant or unimportant that the Virgin Mary actually be a virgin. Without a virgin birth there is NO Jesus. I went to public school and even I know that. Among many heresies he teaches under the guise of Christianity he teaches in his book and video series that Jesus is not necessarily the ONLY way to eternal life with God but simply the BEST way to "the depth of reality" (pg. 21). This is to dismiss orthodox Christianity completely. He is a liar and a heretic and a wolf in sheeps clothing.
JOHN: Dude, I want to go to church but I don't want to hear about Jesus or God or get preached at with the Bible.
DAVE: You should go to Rob Bell's church cuz they don't teach anything. And if you want to feel spiritual and new age watch Rob Bell's NOOMA videos.
JOHN: Thanks Dave! I always wanted to go to hell in an emergent hand basket!!
"Poop is emergent too."
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A fat fuck chef who has bigger tities than there own wife`s rack... they also have a skindog and love docking...
Hey mike he looks a bit like a chef rob don`t u think?
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1) the gay actor.
2) that's it. it's not slang for a bloody blow job or anything. geez.
Rob Lowe is in the television show, "The West Wing. He's so gay."
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When a man (or woman) takes the virginity of the opposite sex while they are passed-out drunk.
My girlfriend wanted to learn more about rock music, so i introduced her to Rob Zombie.
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To meet a girl, and have sex with her that same day.
Sometimes in terms of rape, or close to it.
Or could be a one night stand, and both male and female wanted the sex. Yet, the guy's intentions were to hit it then quit it.
Some boy I met at the club robbed my bank (rob the bank) last night. Fuck, I didn't even get his number to call him back for a second date. Mother fucker.
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1. simply a pure nigger
2. possibly the greatest person you can meet.
3. a asshole
I swear i was about to go black rob on that kid if he didnt shut up
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