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It is a kind of extremely performative activism that is exclusive to Egypt's upper class. It is a kind of activism/politics that is mainly characterized by being:
-exclusively communicated in either English or franco when most Egyptians only speak Arabic,
-political ideals and demands that are completely disconnected from the cultural and political contexts of Egypt,
-political ideals and demands that are actually just straight up deranged,
-very shallow and ambiguous ideals and demands,
-happens to be almost always photocopied from Western twitter without even so much of an attempt to rediscover a more appropriate approach for the context they exist in,
-has no idea how to solve a problem, isn't even trying to solve a problem, just wants to be a "part of something bigger",
-desperate attempts to turn every single inconvenience into a social or political issue,
-usually practiced by very young people.
"shoft by2olak 3awzen non-binary genders fel ID w homa mesh 3arfen yemsho fel share3 men gher ta7arosh lol"
"ah dah tagamo3 activism fokak"
A phrase that you tell to someone who says something really gay.
A: I decided to change my life. I won't be childish anymore. No more jokes.
B: GAY MODE ACTIVATED!
To engage in any sexual activity between two people.
I’m trying to get active tonight.
One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.
I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.
When a human of the female gender is acting like a bitch ass whore
“This woman at the supermarket was yelling at me because I stole all chicken out of her cart”
“Damn, she exhibits extreme Vaginal Activity”
Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.
Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."
Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real
Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!