my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

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~ (sarcastic sentence here) ~

A way to show sarcasm while talking online

Guy 1: hey man, would you take the photos of me down, thanks.

Guy 2: ~ yeah sure, I'll get right on that shit.~

~ (sarcastic sentence here) ~

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emerson bigguns is here

'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.

emerson bigguns is here

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'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!

this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

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insert verb here

(multiple orgasims) when typing, to add actions, insert the desired action (interpritive dance) in parenthetical notation to give the other conversationalist (OOGABOOGA) an often humorous image in their minds eye. (throwing TV off of a building). often funniest if action has nothing to do at all whatsoever with the subject of speech.

"Dude I want to bang her like none other! (irish jig)"

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Here's some flowers

Appropriate alternative to 'Fuck you'.

Bob: 'You know what, Billy, here's some flowers.'

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I'm right here

Infering that you have a gun or are ready to catch the heads.

Guy 1.Bitch ill fuck yo ass up!
Guy 2. Mutha fugga I'm right here,I'm right here!! (lifting his shirt and showing a gun tucked in his pants)

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