yiro as he/him

yiro is pretty cute, basic and has a lot of tallent. Hes the funny kid in class.

yiro as he/him is walking to school.

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Got that Dawg in him

When a sports player is very good.

Person 1: “Did you see Jacob DeGroms pitching performance last night?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah I did, he got that dawg in him”

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let him cook

When you allow a friend to rizz up someone

Benji: Yo there's sihle
Paris :boy, its ur time to shine

*Benji walks to Sihle*
Paris: yoooo, let him cook

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Grass him up

Fuck with someone's world in a major way; so much so that no one, including his employer, his circle of friends, his family, shit... even his damn dog/cat hates him. Generally, it means jacking any relationships he has, hacking & scrubbing his laptop and/or smart phone, key his car; you know, basically screwing up his

whole world. Btw, it also works with the softer, smarter gender, although you have to be much more stealthy with women.

I swear, if he doesn't call in the next 20 minutes with a GREAT excuse and heartfelt apology for missing the night of all nights - when I just know he was gonna propose, I'm gonna grass him up, majorly.

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Peace be upon him

A term typically used by Subarban, middle-class, axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males with metrosexual tendencies before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun Tonight!

Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

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butter him up

To titty-fuck an unconscious sags using butter as a lubricant (see: "Last Tango in Paris" for more fun with butter)

Sags: *zzzzz...zzzz*
Prav: "Ok, he's asleep...now's our chance...butter him up boys!"

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Shut him down

Shut him down is a term used to immediately create consequence and accountability for inappropriate behavior on the part of a man.

Sarah did not put up with crap from the degenerates at work. The moment one got out of hand, she shut him down.

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