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n. a part of one's anatomy that one would sacrifice to experience something exceptional
I'd give my friggin' left nut to see that shit!
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one's semenal fluids
dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place
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When you see something that looks good
Holy Fuck this spaghetti= big nut
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A fart so powerful its flatulence makes your testicles flutter.
My balls just flew over my shoulder after that nut knocker.
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1. Ideological extremist from either side of the political spectrum who unquestioningly repeats any and all propaganda and/or conspiracy theories propagated by their side of the political spectrum, no matter how unlikely.
2. An eccentric driven by religious fervor to take on unusual or irrational social or political opinions without care that other members of society consider them off balance. The extremism of these people's faith is proof to them that they are right.
3. A person who was unfortunate in the allotment of his or her genetics, causing his or her ears to be abnormally large and protruding. Originating in Australia where it is rarely used derogatively it became an insult when the word migrated to America
4. An aficionado of the Detroit Red Wings.
5. A fan of the political drama television programme The West Wing
6. A peice of metal that can be easily turned with the fingers used to anchor screws into wood or other material
1. Ritchie: Comrades! The Neo-conservative administration we live under are simply distracting us with their tyranny while they breed an army of wild YETIS in an attempt to enslave us all in work camps which they are at this very moment building in Montana!
Guy: Sorry lady, if i believed every wing nut like you I'd be locked in my panic room by now
2. Chris: Every morning my next door neighbour goes outside naked and dances like a chicken in the street while preaching to the world that Satan has finally triumphed over God and it is our job as a society to decapitate all political and social leaders.
Sam: Doesn't he care that he gets arrested every day?
Chris: No, He's a total wing nut.
3. Britney: Like, ew, look at Sam's ears, I like, can't believe he wanted me to go to prom with him. They are like so...out there.
Chelsea: Like, I know, he's like a total wing nut!
(laughter)
4. Charlie: Wow, you can tell a place is a shithole when the hockey fans look like they have enormous pieces of hardware on their heads.
Gabby: Fucking wing nuts
5. Sarah: Hey, I'm home alone Kelly's a total wing nut and so she's neglecting me for a big West Wing marathon. We should go out.
Samantha: Sure, where?
6. Gina: AGH! If I can't find the wing nut that goes on the end of this screw, the screw will fall out and the entire impenetrable fortress will collapse, killing us all!
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"Fig nuts" is a term popularized by the Adult Swim cartoon "Sealab 2021". Captain Murphy uses this term as an insult to people who he thinks are stupid, ignorant, or annoying.
(On his radio show)
Caller: Hi I'm Larry.
Captain Murphy: Where's Moe and Curly, fig nuts?"
Captain Murphy (responding to profanity): I don't know who you are but I run a clean show here. (Sound of toilet flushing) Maybe this will wash your mouth out, fig nuts."
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Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.
Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*
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