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Gay day. In this day female or not has a free pass to be gay.
Old man cant wait for october 19 to be gay for a day
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National ask your crush out day!
Go ask them out! You never know what can happen. I could of just got you a girlfriend/boyfriend
It's October 25 you know what that means ;)
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National Punt kick your shortest friend day
Short friend: hey how are you?
Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space
People born on October 30 have a huge a$$ and nice tit$
Have you seen Maude's titties?
Yeah, they must be born on October 30th
It’s national hold hands day!!!!
When you see a guy/girl hold their hand.
Brent: oh there’s Taylor I’m going to hold her hand since it’s October 24
October 27th is international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today it is encouraged that you punch anyone named Ryan in the dick.
Oh today October 27th, I simply can’t wait to punch Ryan in the dick.
National spend time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant-other day
oh boy its october 28th time to spend time with my boyfriend/girlfriend/significant-other