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When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.
Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.
Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"
The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching
I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.
When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.
Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.
Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock
Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.