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A "Dan Brady" is a high energy, new age, cocktail specifically designed for those with an abundance of Dutch courage. Its a mix of Champagne and Red Bull. Order one bottle of Champagne, 2 pint glasses and one Red Bull. Fill the pint glasses 3/4 full with Champagne and then fill the rest with Red Bull. Skulling is the preferred method of absorption... But sipping also works.
The drinks origins have been the subject of much recent debate among the worlds leading cocktail designers but after intensive investigation we have settled on the most likely 'place of origin', and let me tell you, this place, while gorgeously beautiful is one of the most remote islands in the world. Its name, Rottnest.
Rottnest is a small coastal town 15km off the coast of Western Australia. This epicly laid back stretch of land plays host to the infamous pub, the Quokka Arms. Several hours before the rest of us were welcoming in 2006, a young, balding fellow from a neighbouring town was stumbling across a drink that would soon become common place in pubs all over the world. This mans name, Dan Brady.
A sample of the drink was replicated in various pubs, bars and restaurants in the nearby city of Perth in the weeks to follow. From there the drink spread with freightening popularity across Australia, up through Asia and not long after to the throbbing bars of Western Europe that were begging for something different to add to their tired cocktail lists.
NOTE : The rumours that this drink was invented in Northern Kuwait and somewhere near the arctic circle should be taken as false. After many days, and of course nights of tiring research we stumbled across documents that proved these rumours was nothing but ellaborate fabrications.
Give me a Dan Brady. Imma gunna skull that bitch to high heaven
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A Hot Dan is the act of wrapping any part of your sexual partners body in seran wrap and you take a poop or pee on it. And this can be any kind of poop. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm)
John: Hey Chad I walked into Dan's room and he was giving his dog a Hot Dan!
Chad: Oh Em Gee! That is WOMP!
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Skengman dan is a former member of 67 but now is with 150 aswell as 410 he is more known as Fazal Elahi but his street name is Skengman Dan. He is know not be known or seen in a long period of time as people say he is Serving life when that is a myth and he still doing his dirty work.
Skengman dan done that shooting yesterday he was thought to be in prison but he is not
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A joke denoted by the absence of subsequent laughter despite an appreciable amount of wit, usage of bad punnage and/or overly enthusiastic delivery.
The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.
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The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”
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The RTA record holder for the root of nightmares raid AND arms dealer strike in destiny 2 the video game
Professional icynips7 fanatic
Oh my god you're known as dan? Get on my list bro
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A danger-prone machinist who often breaks things around the workplace. Usually clothed by some form of camoflague, particularily on their safety glasses.
Who broke that machine?
Must have been that Camo Dan over there.
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