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The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.
“That dude’s Toddness is showing.”
A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
Todd Watsons come off as being nice at first, but they are really total assholes. And cheap as hell to boot.
They think they know everything, and nobody can do anything better than them. They will also carry a grudge to the grave. They should be avoided at all costs!
And then he went all Todd Watson on me! is what someone says whenever a person completely loses their shit over some insignificant thing.
The longer a youtube comment is posted from original video post date, the crazier that comment is.
“You sort those comments by ‘New’, man?”
*shrug*”Todd’s Law, Bruh”
A large amount of swag that any one person possesses
"Wow! Jeffrey has got that Todd Todd sauce about him tonight!"
"Check out Jeffrey's outfit and his new car! He's got that Todd Todd sauce!"
Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.