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When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.
Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.
simillar to writer's block.
He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.
Similar to "cock block", this is when someone or something prevents you from smoking.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
Examples:
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
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1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
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A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.
The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.
Rudy's got the chalk!
Chalk Block.
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Man we been in the same spot for a minute let's count the cash and hit the block.
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