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quief lightning

A very explosive quief and last for ages and smells like fish

Aww look at her quief lightning

by Quief lightning October 20, 2017


Chain Lightning

The original Chain Lightning spell dates back to 1st Edition AD&D's Unearthed Arcana by Gary Gygax, and dates back to 1985. It is a sixth level spell, and causes 1d6/level damage per level of the caster to its primary target (or half on a successful save vs. magic). It will branch out to nearby targets in a chain pattern, each subsequent strike doing one less 1d6 per branch, with as many branches as the caster has levels and will continue arcing until it is exhausted. It can be a tricky spell to use because it can hit allies or even the caster himself or herself.

The wizard casts a chain lightning spell, but since there are only a few enemies, one bolt in the chain strikes him instead.

by stormwyrm April 14, 2016


Lightning Sex

Getting taxed while have sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.

by Aef06 June 14, 2015


lightning gunt

the gunt that attracts mother natures forces and transfers it into extreme pleasure.

the fat chick had a lightning gunt!

by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009


Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung

Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes

by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018


Lightning In Your Veins

To be hot-blooded. Usually a phrase type used in sports when you tend to blow it in a tense situation and are the total opposite of clutch

When the game is on the line you tend to have Lightning in Your Veins.

by CookieOz222 May 30, 2021


French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022