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A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!
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The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you
Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass
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typically used as a girlfriend thing.
This your bitch?
Yeah, she's my bitch.
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1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.
(See also: John McCain)
2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.
3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.
1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."
2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"
3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
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Something a girl says when she's horny
OHHHHHHHHHH MY PUSSY HURTS PLZ FUCK ME NOW DOBBY!!!!!!
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Familiar term of greeting between g-unit people of the Hebrew faith, mimicking blacks who call each other my nigga.
Hey, my Jew, whazzup wit yo Hebrew grammar lessons?
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