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A remarkably attractive young woman; i.e. skinny, long-legged, well-dressed, and potentially a high fashion model.
1. Check out the fit bird at eight o'clock.
2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.
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A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
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1. a person who wakes up early
2. a person who arrives early
I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.
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Skinny, Having absolutely no chest at all. No muscle mass no cuts.
Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc
One blow to the chest was all it took, he had a bird chest.
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A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.
"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".