flipped the couch

When you are so angry, that you take your couch and flip it over.

Michael was so mad at Allen, he flipped the couch.

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Couch Gangsta

E-Thug, kids who run around on Playstation Home thinking they are real gangsta's just cause they watched a few episodes of gangland and listen to rap music.

I'm a G homie 5 poppin 6 droppin or ne other random gang reference usually used out of context and will deny being a couch gangsta

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Drop the couch

To mess something up royally or otherwise shart.

Give me two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, no lettuce or tomatoes, add ketchup and mustard. And this time, don't drop the couch!

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Couch Athlete

A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.

"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"

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couch munster

Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/

lazylosermoocherfooddrugsliesmunsterbeast piggletcouch munster

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couch slut

something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.

"You sat on the couch and let him touch your booty? You couch slut!"

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went to couch

A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.

girl-where is mom?

boy-she is sleeping

girl- did she go to couch?

boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .

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