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Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about
Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.
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Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.
Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"
Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"
Mel: "LOLS"
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refers to the length of time we usually choose to cook something: an average of the range specified by a recipe. begs the question, why don't they just tell us to use the number in the middle in the first place?
How long did you put the food in for?
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.
When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.
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Acting like you're so moral while shitting on someone else despite them not doing shit to you.
"Dominic typed in 'sigh' as he was doing a pointless circlejerk against some guy's pictures that he deliberately searched for for having colors that he himself normally didn't use, acting as if he had the Moral High Ground as he himself was in a pit."
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1. When the prostitutes in town get so overloaded with STDs that it becomes visible via fungus growth, and you are forced to migrate to another part of the city to find ones with a health rating of at least 23%.
2. When a straight person turns gay, or vice versa.
1. I'm gonna start plowing new ground around 4th street tonight man. Last night one of the regulars on 3rd blew up a car with her yeast infection.
2. Fred's hanging around the women's section in Kmart for a different reason since he's turned straight. He's plowing new ground now.
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to break in or take away the virginity of someone (male or female), euphamism from the common farmyard or agricultural term
someone spiked the drinks at the freshman prom last nite, i was plowing new ground like an ox and cart
my girls gettin lose, i need to plough some new ground
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Displaying lack of motivation or malingering behavior in the face of an important goal or objective. Usually associated with unkempt or messy appearance and lackluster attitude.
antonym: Hit the ground running
1. You arrived to work and checked your facebook status 13 times before 8:30, you're still wearing sweatpants and your frat tshirt, and working on your third dohnut. Dude, you really hit the ground bummin' today!
2. Arrive to work and do not immediately engage in what you were employed to do.
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