Knowledge Jock

It is the academic "jock" of a person. It is the academic work and effort put into an academic duty upon which freeloaders like to ride and mooch off of.

A: Hey bro, hook me up with last night's homework!
B: Man, get off my knowledge jock!

radio jock

Someone that changes the radio station every 20 seconds

wow, that guy is such a radio jock, he changes the station every 10 seconds

Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.

He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.

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Jock Juice

Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.

Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?

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dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.

-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.

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Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

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Boom Jock

Often refering to a freakishly large, monster sized, big black continental African, Elephant caliber member.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.

or

A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.

We have been taking 40ft waves all day. "I know, we are getting boom jocked."

This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.

Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".

I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.

My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.

Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.

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