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A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
Slipping off to have a cigarette on occasion. Not necessarily because you're not supposed to, just more so for an occasional smoker.
I've been known to sneak a fag from time to time.
This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
When you're taking a photo and you slightly pull your sack out so that its inconspicuous in the moment but forever enshrined in the picture.
Hey remember that picture we took on Christmas 2 years ago, there was some sneak nuts in it.
A sexual version of hide and go seek. The woman or male goes to hide. While the other party searches for the other. Once they find the person hiding they have sex afterwards.
Aye it’s 6 ladys and 6 guys.... we could play sneak and go get.
When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.
This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."
It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.
When someone jumps behind you and scares the crap out of you in a most vulgar manner, mostly thrusting their crotch at your behind. The attacker usually screams the words “Surprise Butt Sex”.
Girl - Holy crap Liz, Mike just sneak fucked me.