illegals in my yard

illegals in my yard
illegals in my yard
throw them some pesos and they work so hard

foo: "yo what u listenen to"
bar: "illegals in my yard"
foo: "what the fuck"

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1 yard stare

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.

Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.

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School-yard bitch

A person who is severly defeated in competition that is left to be heckled like a child for their lack of skills.

I worked Hicks on Madden '07 like a school-yard bitch. I hung 60 points on him.

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Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.

careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

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Three yard elf

"Keep in mind, however, that the Xbox and the Gamecube, both of which technically only have the graphical capabilities of a 3 yard elf PC, are still getting extremely good looking games, and even decent ports of newish PC games."

This comment was added to a thread created by "impseth" entitled "Console design moving away from PC" on the Penny Arcade "Games and Technology" forum.

When author "aeolist" originally coined the phrase, he typed it as "3 yard elf" which caused much confusion to those following the thread. Aeolist later identified it as a typographical error: "It's the most bizarre typo for "year old" possible."

The term, used in the erroneous, is now used to imply a note of disdain in a given subject matter, topic, or thing. It may even be used to implicate the afore mentioned in a direct insult as well.

Both "3 yard elf" and "three yard elf" are grammatically correct usages of this slang.

1)
"Who spilled my beer?"
"The three yard elf over there."

2)
"This game is such a 3 yard elf, I feel dirty even playing it."

3)
"Only a three yard elf would use Windows millennium."

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a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

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The Whole Ten Yards

1) Phallic reference in terms of length, girth.
2) A pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of Hollywood's most overpaid: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry.

Rural usage: "Damn boy, if you giv her the whole ten yards, she is gonna be fuct!"
Metrosexual usage: "Me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she's gonna think I am a prophet like Balzac."

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